But you can't see him due to the steam being produced from his body and you don't have a fire extinguisher that works underwater handy.
Oh... and he's gay... (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
I wish I could meet Dive_Girl.
When the devil grants your wish, oh the irony!
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#76
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 02:17 AM
Granted...
But you can't see him due to the steam being produced from his body and you don't have a fire extinguisher that works underwater handy.
Oh... and he's gay... (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
I wish I could meet Dive_Girl.
But you can't see him due to the steam being produced from his body and you don't have a fire extinguisher that works underwater handy.
Oh... and he's gay... (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
I wish I could meet Dive_Girl.
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein
SD's Aussie Connection.
SD's Aussie Connection.
#77
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 05:58 AM
Granted Wes
Dive_Girl flies to Ausie Land and you get to meet Her and dive with Her!
You find it Odd that she says that she finds men diving in Lead Boots and weightbelts that dont detach Sexy.
you both dive in and the last thing you hear is something about THAT LAST POST ON SD as she turns off your tank valve a deflates your BC
I wish I was getting payed to play this game.
If I was getting payed where could I afford to go diving?
Dive_Girl flies to Ausie Land and you get to meet Her and dive with Her!
You find it Odd that she says that she finds men diving in Lead Boots and weightbelts that dont detach Sexy.
you both dive in and the last thing you hear is something about THAT LAST POST ON SD as she turns off your tank valve a deflates your BC
I wish I was getting payed to play this game.
If I was getting payed where could I afford to go diving?
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#78
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 12:04 PM
Name your salary. But your Federal, State, Local, Sales, Social Security, Medicare, and Property taxes just increased to 110% of your income.
I wish I could meet Thomas Edison.
I wish I could meet Thomas Edison.
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#79
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 12:42 PM
Granted, but he's um a little dusty....Don't sneeze! *achoo* Aw crap, now Edison is all over the room. Someone grab a broom and dustpan...
I wish I had sets of double tanks for every type of diving I like to do!
I wish I had sets of double tanks for every type of diving I like to do!
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 02:01 PM
Granted:
I wish I had a sherpa to handle all my dive gear and clean it afterwards.
I wish I had a sherpa to handle all my dive gear and clean it afterwards.
"The cure for anything is saltwater--sweat, tears, or the sea." - Isak Dinesen
"A good marriage is like an interlocking neurosis, where the rocks in one person's head fill up the holes in the other's."
"A good marriage is like an interlocking neurosis, where the rocks in one person's head fill up the holes in the other's."
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 03:03 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you find out he has been "manhandling" your dive gear in ways that are pretty disgusting, and frankly illegal in all 50 states. Oh, and he has been cleaning the gear in ways that are even more disgusting.
I wish I lived some place beautiful and tropical so I could dive every day!
I wish I lived some place beautiful and tropical so I could dive every day!
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 04:37 PM
Granted. You live on a South Pacific island. Your job is to clear out all of the underwater mines in the area left over from WWII.
I wish the ocean water off the NJ Coast was always 85 degrees.
I wish the ocean water off the NJ Coast was always 85 degrees.
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 04:43 PM
GRANTED, THE WATER IS 85 DEGREES..... the only problem is that medical waste and garbage has increased to the point of.....lets just say ouch!
i wish i could find a virgin wreck.......
i wish i could find a virgin wreck.......
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 05:56 PM
Granted! But your 'virgin' turned out to be more of a 'wreck' than you could handle and you were hopelessly wishing a 'wench' would come and save you! 
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 05:57 PM
I wish for a crafty wish for the WreckWench!
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 06:00 PM
Hee! Hee! I forgot to wish...but then all my wishes are boring...you know SD related...diving related...and well a few are not quite SD related but I can't share those! 
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
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"Imitation is the sincerest flattery." - Gandhi
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#87
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 07:56 PM
OK I wish someone could get those wishes out of WreckWench! I'll bet it would make for interesting reading!! 
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 08:17 PM
OK I'll Bite on this one 
WW wishes ?
OMG this might be my last post here
WW wishes that SD would pay all her bills and she would have a Cabana Boy named Buddy in every diving destonation
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 06:27 AM
Ooops
I forgot to make a wish myself
I wish I could make a SD Diving Movie
I forgot to make a wish myself
I wish I could make a SD Diving Movie
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#90
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:48 AM
Granted, but it must have a love triangle subplot starring you, Rosanne, and Rosie O'Donnell.
I wish I would find treasure at the bottom of the sea.
I wish I would find treasure at the bottom of the sea.
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