Ok here's my attempt...
A song for song category: "The Megalodon Song"
A couple poems for poetry category: My Blue Heaven; Where is it that I Belong?
Also here is my Christmas: Santa Baby http://www.singlediv...80&hl=Christmas
It's fun.
R
CONTEST: Inspiration from ScubaHawk...
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:03 AM
Can I join the fun???
Ok here's my attempt...
A song for song category: "The Megalodon Song"
A couple poems for poetry category: My Blue Heaven; Where is it that I Belong?
Also here is my Christmas: Santa Baby http://www.singlediv...80&hl=Christmas
It's fun.
R
Ok here's my attempt...
A song for song category: "The Megalodon Song"
A couple poems for poetry category: My Blue Heaven; Where is it that I Belong?
Also here is my Christmas: Santa Baby http://www.singlediv...80&hl=Christmas
It's fun.
R
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:04 AM
The Megalodon Song
By Raven
(Written to the music for The Tide is High by Blondie)
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
It’s not the thing that most recreational divers do
It’s murky in dark waters and for some it’s scary too
I’m not the kind of girl who won’t dive in no viz waters, oh no
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
Every diver wants to find the virgin spot
A place where no diver has ever searched
I’m not the kind of girl who won’t dive in no viz waters, oh no
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
It’s cool to see the divers showing off they’re stash
But don’t dare ask them to share location or math
You’ll probably get cold shoulders as well as a look that is bad, reeaally bad
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
Sometimes divers EBay all their finds for cash
Many bring a pretty penny for a tooth that’s grand
Are you a diver how wants to fuunnd your sport, fuunnd your sport?
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
It’s not the thing that most recreational divers do
It’s murky in dark waters and for some it’s scary too
I’m not the kind of girl who won’t dive in no viz waters, oh no
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
By Raven
(Written to the music for The Tide is High by Blondie)
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
It’s not the thing that most recreational divers do
It’s murky in dark waters and for some it’s scary too
I’m not the kind of girl who won’t dive in no viz waters, oh no
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
Every diver wants to find the virgin spot
A place where no diver has ever searched
I’m not the kind of girl who won’t dive in no viz waters, oh no
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
It’s cool to see the divers showing off they’re stash
But don’t dare ask them to share location or math
You’ll probably get cold shoulders as well as a look that is bad, reeaally bad
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
Sometimes divers EBay all their finds for cash
Many bring a pretty penny for a tooth that’s grand
Are you a diver how wants to fuunnd your sport, fuunnd your sport?
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
It’s not the thing that most recreational divers do
It’s murky in dark waters and for some it’s scary too
I’m not the kind of girl who won’t dive in no viz waters, oh no
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
The tide is slack so we’re gonna a dive
Gonna search the bottom for a Megalodon too ooo ooooth, too ooo ooooth
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:04 AM
My Blue Heaven
My blue heaven is here on Earth.
I visit it whenever I can.
It's life I feel around me flow
It's waters warm and it's waters cold.
The angels here glide among the stars.
Across the pure white sand.
Here in my blue heaven.
There is a blanket in which I sink
Beneath the surface very deep.
Yet I shed it when I see the light
It's soothing comfort I leave behind.
My blue heaven is here on Earth.
I visit it whenever I can.
I look down on my blue heaven
And marvel at it's greatness.
The angels here glide among the stars.
Across the pure white sand.
Here in my blue heaven.
My blue heaven is here on Earth.
I visit it whenever I can.
It's life I feel around me flow
It's waters warm and it's waters cold.
--Raven
Where Is It That I Belong?
At times I find little comfort or pleasure from the
surface world in which I roam.
Yet I have found a place that gives me peace.
It's in the mighty ocean deep.
The stress that consumes me day and night
seems to fade as I take ocean flight.
The scary thought of my next breath
becomes obsolete when I sink in depth.
As I descend to the ocean floor
I feel a peace as I begin to soar.
Around the wreck or coral reef
I start to feel my life's complete.
And when I rise to surface waves
upon the sun then I do gaze.
I appreciate both worlds at last
I belong in both and no longer ask.
--Raven
My blue heaven is here on Earth.
I visit it whenever I can.
It's life I feel around me flow
It's waters warm and it's waters cold.
The angels here glide among the stars.
Across the pure white sand.
Here in my blue heaven.
There is a blanket in which I sink
Beneath the surface very deep.
Yet I shed it when I see the light
It's soothing comfort I leave behind.
My blue heaven is here on Earth.
I visit it whenever I can.
I look down on my blue heaven
And marvel at it's greatness.
The angels here glide among the stars.
Across the pure white sand.
Here in my blue heaven.
My blue heaven is here on Earth.
I visit it whenever I can.
It's life I feel around me flow
It's waters warm and it's waters cold.
--Raven
Where Is It That I Belong?
At times I find little comfort or pleasure from the
surface world in which I roam.
Yet I have found a place that gives me peace.
It's in the mighty ocean deep.
The stress that consumes me day and night
seems to fade as I take ocean flight.
The scary thought of my next breath
becomes obsolete when I sink in depth.
As I descend to the ocean floor
I feel a peace as I begin to soar.
Around the wreck or coral reef
I start to feel my life's complete.
And when I rise to surface waves
upon the sun then I do gaze.
I appreciate both worlds at last
I belong in both and no longer ask.
--Raven
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:14 AM
"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:30 AM
Raven - YOU ROCK!!!
Take an SD trip - See old friends you have never met before!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 12:39 PM
Thank you very much. (She takes a bow.) 
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 01:59 PM
Yep we got a real contest now! Any other contestants???? Come on gang...there has to be more talent out there! Gar where are you??? Nepturer??? DrDiver??? MVillaneva??? Triggerfish????? And that is only scratching the surface! -ww
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Posted 10 December 2004 - 12:21 PM
Here's a giggle... not for official entry but I thought I would share.
I thought it was cute.
Cody wrote this the other day. I am not sure if I have it exactly correct but it went something like this -
Rudolph (sung to Jingle Bells)
Tied up to a tree
Scratching vigorously
What is wrong with Rudolph
Has he got a flea?
Digging at his ear
Scratching at his nose
Oh my goodness there it goes
Right between his toes
Rudolph has
Rudolph has
Rudolph has a flea
Oh my goodness what a shame
Rudolph has a flea E
Rudolph has
Rudolph has
Rudolph has a flea
Oh my goodness what a shame
Rudolph has a flea E
Take him to the vet
Dip him good and wet
Comb him ‘til he’s clean
Give his coat a sheen
Now Rudolph’s flee free
Jumping vigorously
Watch him fly around with glee
Happy as can be
Rudolph has
Rudolph has
Rudolph has a flea
Oh my goodness what a shame
Rudolph has a flea E
I thought it was cute.
Cody wrote this the other day. I am not sure if I have it exactly correct but it went something like this -
Rudolph (sung to Jingle Bells)
Tied up to a tree
Scratching vigorously
What is wrong with Rudolph
Has he got a flea?
Digging at his ear
Scratching at his nose
Oh my goodness there it goes
Right between his toes
Rudolph has
Rudolph has
Rudolph has a flea
Oh my goodness what a shame
Rudolph has a flea E
Rudolph has
Rudolph has
Rudolph has a flea
Oh my goodness what a shame
Rudolph has a flea E
Take him to the vet
Dip him good and wet
Comb him ‘til he’s clean
Give his coat a sheen
Now Rudolph’s flee free
Jumping vigorously
Watch him fly around with glee
Happy as can be
Rudolph has
Rudolph has
Rudolph has a flea
Oh my goodness what a shame
Rudolph has a flea E
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Posted 10 December 2004 - 12:39 PM
that's funny!
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 08:42 AM
Okay folks here is my attempt at an entry!!!!
The Twelve Days of Scuba
(To the tune of 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
And a dive trip to Palau
On the second day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau,
On the third day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the fourth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the fifth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the sixth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the seventh day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the eighth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the ninth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the tenth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Ten specially classes,
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the eleventh day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Eleven scuba sausages,
Ten specially classes,
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the twelfth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Twelve glow sticks,
Eleven scuba sausages,
Ten specially classes,
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
The Twelve Days of Scuba
(To the tune of 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
And a dive trip to Palau
On the second day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau,
On the third day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the fourth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the fifth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the sixth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the seventh day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the eighth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the ninth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the tenth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Ten specially classes,
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the eleventh day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Eleven scuba sausages,
Ten specially classes,
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
On the twelfth day of Scuba,
my true love sent to me
Twelve glow sticks,
Eleven scuba sausages,
Ten specially classes,
Nine days in Cozy,
Eight rebreathers,
Seven dive computers,
Six Nikons Cameras,
Five compasses,
Four new BC’s,
Three dry suits,
Two Scuba regs,
And a dive trip to Palau
Happy Diving
Linda
Linda
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 11:10 AM
"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 11:55 AM
Good one Ms. Blue Dolphin...I love it!!! -ww
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 12:53 PM
Very cute.
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 01:02 PM
I love it!
Take an SD trip - See old friends you have never met before!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
#75
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 06:11 AM
Okay, this is not an official entry, but I heard it on the radio this morning. Hope it is not too bad.......but if I got a kick out of it, I thought others would as well.
Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Bob Rivers
Song: Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer
By: Bob Rivers
Lyrics from: http://search.able2know.com
(Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy)
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve
Some folks say there’s no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe
Osama thought we'd never find him
But even little children know
Santa knows who’s been real naughty
In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow
Al-quiada found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mountain pass
There were hoof marks on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Being near his cave door on christmas eve
You can say theres no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe
Sing it
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day
He was hopin he'd be metting Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh
Merry Christmas
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Bob Rivers
Song: Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer
By: Bob Rivers
Lyrics from: http://search.able2know.com
(Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy)
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve
Some folks say there’s no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe
Osama thought we'd never find him
But even little children know
Santa knows who’s been real naughty
In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow
Al-quiada found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mountain pass
There were hoof marks on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Being near his cave door on christmas eve
You can say theres no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe
Sing it
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day
He was hopin he'd be metting Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh
Merry Christmas
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Happy Diving
Linda
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