Pick-up lines
#1
Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:05 PM
SD's Aussie Connection.
#2
Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:23 PM
I'd drag my balls thru a half mile of busted glass just to hear you fart over a walkie-talkie....
Now I can say, I never actually tried that one on anyone who was conscious.
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#3
Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:42 PM
SD's Aussie Connection.
#4
Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:12 PM
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
#5
Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:29 PM
SD's Aussie Connection.
#6
Posted 26 June 2005 - 06:52 AM
By all that is wet, I do hereby swear, (politely), and attest, upon pain of never diving again, (real or imagined), that I understand and affirm, that I agree to the above.
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#7
Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:08 AM
Very clever!What's a girl like you doing on a dive like this!
SD's Aussie Connection.
#8
Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:41 AM
One evening, I saw a table with two women I thought I'd like to meet, so I dialed their number. When one of them picked up the phone, I said, "Hi. My name is Rick, and I'm the phone technician for this club. I have to make a quick repair on the line, so I have to ask you not to pick up the phone for five minutes, or I could get an electrical shock."
I saw her put down the phone and tell her friend. As expected, they both giggled, knowing that something was up. I called back after about ten seconds, and when one of them picked up the phone, I yelled (although not too loud) "Yow!!!" After she finished guffawing they invited me over.
I wonder why the concept for this type of club never really caught on?
Rick
#9
Posted 26 June 2005 - 08:30 AM
SD's Aussie Connection.
#10
Posted 26 June 2005 - 09:12 AM
Another interesting place in that era was a club at One Embarcadero Center in San Francisco. They had video cameras all over and you could check out the ladies from the comfort of your own table. When I went to the bathroom, I walked up to a urinal with a video screen in front of it. I was shocked when it activated upon my approach, with a semi-nude woman writhing away and asking what "that" was between my legs. After she said it, I heard female laughter behind me. Guys were bringing their dates (or more likely pick ups) INTO the bathroom to watch the fun.
#11
Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:20 AM
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
#12
Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:52 AM
#13
Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:54 AM
Just for the record, I do not use pick-up lines. All I do is casually sit at the end of the bar, minding my own business, licking my eyebrows, and the ladies approach me.
EEEEEEWWW!!! That's gross!!!
(BTW, what bar?)
Edited by annasea, 26 June 2005 - 11:57 AM.
#14
Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:12 PM
I have heard of a couple recently, although serious doubts as to either the validity or success rates:
1. Guy walks by the girl in the bar...stops....asks her if he needs to walk by again so she can fall in love at first sight.
2. Guy walks up to a girl and asks her what she likes for breakfast...cause he's cookin'.
Like I said...lame at best!
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#15
Posted 27 June 2005 - 05:41 AM
By all that is wet, I do hereby swear, (politely), and attest, upon pain of never diving again, (real or imagined), that I understand and affirm, that I agree to the above.
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Signed and Dated
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