What pick-up lines have you used that were successful? What pick-up lines have you heard that were absolute bombs? (This should be funny!)
Pick-up lines
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:05 PM
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:23 PM
This one won me a beech towel at spring break in Ft. Lauderdale, back in the 80's.
I'd drag my balls thru a half mile of busted glass just to hear you fart over a walkie-talkie....
Now I can say, I never actually tried that one on anyone who was conscious.
I'd drag my balls thru a half mile of busted glass just to hear you fart over a walkie-talkie....
Now I can say, I never actually tried that one on anyone who was conscious.
Rick
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:42 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:12 PM
"You know - you're so pretty . . .You look like a girl I used to stalk." 
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WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:29 PM
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 06:52 AM
What's a girl like you doing on a dive like this!
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:08 AM
VeryWhat's a girl like you doing on a dive like this!
clever!
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:41 AM
Back in the '70s, I was in a club one time where each table had a telephone and above the table was a chandelier with a two-digit number. By dialing that two-digit number, one could talk to whoever was at that table via the phone. It was a novel idea, but it never really caught on.
One evening, I saw a table with two women I thought I'd like to meet, so I dialed their number. When one of them picked up the phone, I said, "Hi. My name is Rick, and I'm the phone technician for this club. I have to make a quick repair on the line, so I have to ask you not to pick up the phone for five minutes, or I could get an electrical shock."
I saw her put down the phone and tell her friend. As expected, they both giggled, knowing that something was up. I called back after about ten seconds, and when one of them picked up the phone, I yelled (although not too loud) "Yow!!!" After she finished guffawing they invited me over.
I wonder why the concept for this type of club never really caught on?
Rick
One evening, I saw a table with two women I thought I'd like to meet, so I dialed their number. When one of them picked up the phone, I said, "Hi. My name is Rick, and I'm the phone technician for this club. I have to make a quick repair on the line, so I have to ask you not to pick up the phone for five minutes, or I could get an electrical shock."
I saw her put down the phone and tell her friend. As expected, they both giggled, knowing that something was up. I called back after about ten seconds, and when one of them picked up the phone, I yelled (although not too loud) "Yow!!!" After she finished guffawing they invited me over.
I wonder why the concept for this type of club never really caught on?
Rick
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 08:30 AM
Excellent!!!!!!!! 
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 09:12 AM
Hipshot- I remember that concept. However, for some reason I kept getting the "wrong number." I Learned later that I needed glasses.
Another interesting place in that era was a club at One Embarcadero Center in San Francisco. They had video cameras all over and you could check out the ladies from the comfort of your own table. When I went to the bathroom, I walked up to a urinal with a video screen in front of it. I was shocked when it activated upon my approach, with a semi-nude woman writhing away and asking what "that" was between my legs. After she said it, I heard female laughter behind me. Guys were bringing their dates (or more likely pick ups) INTO the bathroom to watch the fun.
Another interesting place in that era was a club at One Embarcadero Center in San Francisco. They had video cameras all over and you could check out the ladies from the comfort of your own table. When I went to the bathroom, I walked up to a urinal with a video screen in front of it. I was shocked when it activated upon my approach, with a semi-nude woman writhing away and asking what "that" was between my legs. After she said it, I heard female laughter behind me. Guys were bringing their dates (or more likely pick ups) INTO the bathroom to watch the fun.
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:20 AM
Just for the record, I do not use pick-up lines. All I do is casually sit at the end of the bar, minding my own business, licking my eyebrows, and the ladies approach me. 
Take an SD trip - See old friends you have never met before!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:52 AM
So 'Hawk...when are you moving back to Texas???
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:54 AM
Just for the record, I do not use pick-up lines. All I do is casually sit at the end of the bar, minding my own business, licking my eyebrows, and the ladies approach me.
EEEEEEWWW!!! That's gross!!!
(BTW, what bar?)
Edited by annasea, 26 June 2005 - 11:57 AM.
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:12 PM
The licking of the eyebrows....too funny.
I have heard of a couple recently, although serious doubts as to either the validity or success rates:
1. Guy walks by the girl in the bar...stops....asks her if he needs to walk by again so she can fall in love at first sight.
2. Guy walks up to a girl and asks her what she likes for breakfast...cause he's cookin'.
Like I said...lame at best!
I have heard of a couple recently, although serious doubts as to either the validity or success rates:
1. Guy walks by the girl in the bar...stops....asks her if he needs to walk by again so she can fall in love at first sight.
2. Guy walks up to a girl and asks her what she likes for breakfast...cause he's cookin'.
Like I said...lame at best!
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 05:41 AM
Aggie, I know where you saw those and you're going to need something better than that to win that Pontiac!
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