"Making Out" Underwater
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:11 PM
From your tales of kissing woes, my recommendation to you is that you skip the kissing and move onto the good stuff! You never know when that blender tongue will come in handy.........
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:14 PM
Good point ... everything is contextual, isn't it?
So when are we going diving?
So when are we going diving?
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:23 PM
LOL sounds like getting a kiss from taz himselfWhich reminds me of another kissing nightmare ... have any of you wound up mouth to mouth with someone who could be described as The Blender? That tongue just whizzing around like some sort of kitchen appliance possessed? What is that about?
Just as bad...big wet sloppy drooly kisses. YUCK!
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:30 PM
Hey, I didn't say I have a blender tongue...Good point ... everything is contextual, isn't it?
So when are we going diving?Â
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:37 PM
Nor did I imply that! Whatever inference you drew from that is up to you!
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 03:45 PM
Wow, all that in asking about treading water or tongue. Go figure that it meant someone else's tongue and that it would get this good. I have popcorn now.
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 04:08 PM
LOL sounds like getting a kiss from taz himselfWhich reminds me of another kissing nightmare ... have any of you wound up mouth to mouth with someone who could be described as The Blender? That tongue just whizzing around like some sort of kitchen appliance possessed? What is that about?
Just as bad...big wet sloppy drooly kisses. YUCK!
I think Jextract has had more varied kissing experience than some of us here (namely me).
I've only known good kissers, one or two sloppy droolers, and one that immediately triggered the gag reflex with his tongue. The bad ones were all in High School.
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 04:45 PM
Always happy to entertain!!!Wow, all that in asking about treading water or tongue. Go figure that it meant someone else's tongue and that it would get this good. I have popcorn now.
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 04:47 PM
Then girl you should join us in FL for the SD.com table dancing.Always happy to entertain!!!Wow, all that in asking about treading water or tongue. Go figure that it meant someone else's tongue and that it would get this good. I have popcorn now.
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 04:52 PM
Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team ... gotta play hurt.I think Jextract has had more varied kissing experience than some of us here (namely me).
I've only known good kissers, one or two sloppy droolers, and one that immediately triggered the gag reflex with his tongue. The bad ones were all in High School.
I see you've met Vlad the Impaler, too!
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 05:12 PM
I thought only guys did that???? Well I guess she learned it from a guy???Which reminds me of another kissing nightmare ... have any of you wound up mouth to mouth with someone who could be described as The Blender? That tongue just whizzing around like some sort of kitchen appliance possessed? What is that about?
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 05:31 PM
Zen,
When are we doing the Greek restaurant??? Make sure it's a time I can be there.
I want to practice my belly dancing, you all can do the table top dancing.
Thanks.
When are we doing the Greek restaurant??? Make sure it's a time I can be there.
I want to practice my belly dancing, you all can do the table top dancing.
Thanks.
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Posted 10 August 2004 - 07:51 PM
Jamie- the first one WAS a Pez dispenser so you were just supposed to bite it off. And the second one WAS a kitchen blender... you're lucky YOUR tongue didn't get cut off!
By the way... what were their e-mail addresses now that you no longer need them!
And ladies, my ex's all say I'm a good kisser (when given a chance!).
Doc
By the way... what were their e-mail addresses now that you no longer need them!
And ladies, my ex's all say I'm a good kisser (when given a chance!).
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Posted 10 August 2004 - 08:31 PM
bill, my dear, that's about the 11 millionth time you've mentioned that fact in various threads.And ladies, my ex's all say I'm a good kisser (when given a chance!).
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when you gonna ante up????
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Posted 10 August 2004 - 09:59 PM
TF- No one out here has taken me up on my offer, including my dive buddy Karen who says I'm awfully appealing (but not quite enough I guess). Sigh.
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