WILD SEX!
#46
Posted 12 August 2005 - 05:29 PM
Now that was a little on the “Wild Side”….Maybe that is why they started turning into Kids clubs in the mid 90’s
#47
Posted 12 August 2005 - 09:45 PM
However there was this one time in grad school with a Latin Hottie exploring the pyramids of Mexico...seems a lot of exploration was done under the stars...and when I was winded due to the uh higher altitude...well he was such a gentleman he gave me the best uh...mouth to mouth I've ever had!
...and you had to tell everyone. I told you to keep it between us.
#48
Posted 12 August 2005 - 11:00 PM
I notice that all my stories are pretty old. God, I hope I haven't lost the adventure. My daughter's family is coming tomorrow afternoon and staying for dinner, so the day is shot there. Maybe I can think of something cool for Sunday afternoon. It's about time....!!
Edited by DandyDon, 12 August 2005 - 11:01 PM.
Yeah I know: I've been branded a non-group person - doesn't play well with others. I am so upset. Let me know if you want to have some fun, without the drama - I'm good for that.
#49
Posted 13 August 2005 - 12:48 AM
However, I'm not married and I'm keeping my virginity until I meet the woman of my dreams. I have great dreams though... in technicolor! But I'm not telling which ones of you SD ladies are in them. After all, I'm a gentleman.
#50
Posted 13 August 2005 - 12:48 AM
One of my favorites was in the false cealing of the Kibbie Dome in Moscow(thats Idaho not Russia) during homecomeing. It is made up of 1 1/2" curved plywood with 3" gaps. Whoever was on top could see the game and crowd below.
Another was with a british girl in Singapore. We met on the dance floor and ended up in a stall of the ladies room. Someone came in so I braced my feet against the door and held hers up. We ended up locked in the bar and had to break out.
As far as kissing and telling I think there are some rules such as never talk about the current or past two relationships, never tell about anyone who is still part of your everyday life, never name names and if you think it might not be a good idea, its not. However I think all guys hope the ladies brag to their friends about them.
Cheers Jim
#51
Posted 13 August 2005 - 02:30 AM
And if you have a partner......
it really depends on how clean the water is!
"A good marriage is like an interlocking neurosis, where the rocks in one person's head fill up the holes in the other's."
#52
Posted 13 August 2005 - 07:45 AM
Hard to conceive in a hot tub? I'm there! Where do I sign up? Anything to reduce the chances of an accidental little one along the way......dustbowl diver, absolutely yes to the hot tub, assuming it is clean and adequately private. I will mention, however, that I've heard it is not a good place if you are actually trying to conceive, apparently the heat's not good for the family jewels.
In all seriousness.... hot tub is awesome if it's private and well maintained.
#53
Posted 13 August 2005 - 11:12 AM
http://www.snopes.co...tv/newlywed.htm
As for me personally, well... ummm....
Not gonna tell.
-d
Psalms 107:23-24
#54
Posted 13 August 2005 - 01:47 PM
All that being said, I am a virgin. I heard those stories somewhere...
I'm not married and I'm keeping my virginity until I meet the woman of my dreams.
Thanks DE for the link... Toooo Funny
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#55
Posted 13 August 2005 - 02:13 PM
Those all remind me of the Oscar Levant line:I'm having a hard time beleiving these two quotes
All that being said, I am a virgin. I heard those stories somewhere...
I'm not married and I'm keeping my virginity until I meet the woman of my dreams.
Thanks DE for the link... Toooo Funny
B2B
"I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin."
Please no "Who is Oscar Levant?" or worse yet "Who is Doris Day?" quips! I know I'm showing my age here.
Edited by WileEDiver, 13 August 2005 - 02:13 PM.
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#56
Posted 13 August 2005 - 08:12 PM
Well said...!!As far as kissing and telling I think there are some rules such as never talk about the current or past two relationships, never tell about anyone who is still part of your everyday life, never name names and if you think it might not be a good idea, its not. However I think all guys hope the ladies brag to their friends about them.
Cheers Jim
BTW, preventing accidental gestation periods is easy enough. When I hit 40, just paid for that little nip and tuck. Hell, I think I went dancing that night but - gave that part of my body a week off from strenuous duty other than water changes.
Yeah I know: I've been branded a non-group person - doesn't play well with others. I am so upset. Let me know if you want to have some fun, without the drama - I'm good for that.
#57
Posted 13 August 2005 - 09:02 PM
Now THAT'SBTW, preventing accidental gestation periods is easy enough. When I hit 40, just paid for that little nip and tuck.
#58
Posted 14 August 2005 - 12:14 AM
Uh, well - ty. Shouldn't every bachelor who is certain he's off the daddy market?Now THAT'SBTW, preventing accidental gestation periods is easy enough. When I hit 40, just paid for that little nip and tuck.
I have a 50 yo buddy who is not at all selective about who he copulates with, but won't do the V-stitch. I try to scare him with horror stories: "What if you knocked up one of these gals? You want to risk legal & pregnancy expenses, then child support for 18 years, always tied to that woman you didn't want anyone to see you with? What if the child has special needs?" All I have done tho is ruin a few lunches. He's a big boy I guess.
Yeah I know: I've been branded a non-group person - doesn't play well with others. I am so upset. Let me know if you want to have some fun, without the drama - I'm good for that.
#59
Posted 14 August 2005 - 09:19 AM
Well, DonUh, well - ty. Shouldn't every bachelor who is certain he's off the daddy market?
Now THAT'SBTW, preventing accidental gestation periods is easy enough. When I hit 40, just paid for that little nip and tuck.
I have a 50 yo buddy who is not at all selective about who he copulates with, but won't do the V-stitch. I try to scare him with horror stories: "What if you knocked up one of these gals? You want to risk legal & pregnancy expenses, then child support for 18 years, always tied to that woman you didn't want anyone to see you with? What if the child has special needs?" All I have done tho is ruin a few lunches. He's a big boy I guess.
there may be a big "I told you so" in his future!
#60
Posted 14 August 2005 - 10:52 AM
Hmmm... I've reportedly got a lot of gray matter, but I think this sounds like a lot more fun!!Then the Ladies put on White body paint and the Guys Black body Paint…..Who ever got the most gray won a prize….
Sigh. Gone are the 60's and 70's when such things were commonplace. Of course from what my son and nephew say, not much has changed these days except we are no longer "players" (not THAT kind of player, ladies) or should I say participants.
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