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ok...we've all heard 'em, so.....
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Diverlady
, May 09 2004 07:20 PM
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#31
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 04:09 PM
Well, I have been told that I should have been in broadcasting with the voice that I have....
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 07:04 PM
mm-mm-mm-mm- MMMMMMM!!!!!Would a 'Barry White' deep voice do?
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 08:42 PM
Oh yes.mm-mm-mm-mm- MMMMMMM!!!!!
Would a 'Barry White' deep voice do?
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Posted 11 May 2004 - 01:51 AM
One time i was with my friends and these guys invited us back to their appt. So we went and there were these two guys that were both hitting on me. This one guy kept telling me i was beautiful like in every sentence. One of my pet peeves is pickup lines.. COMPLETELY turns me OFF no rebootin whatsoever. We were all drinking and all the sudden he goes "I'm tipsy by your beauty" how pathetic is that!! I totally called him on it. I was like bad pickup line honey. So then both of these guys got into a pickup line duel for me.. to see who could give me the best pick up line.. I even got the "Let me see your tag.. because you must haven been made in heaven" Needless to say I never hung out with them again.
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Posted 11 May 2004 - 11:04 PM
jeez, cutie, did they throw spitballs at you too?!?! 
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 03:07 PM
okay...think way back a long time ago to freshman year of highschool. the guys (seniors) pull out a 5-lb bad of gummy bears from sam's and proceed to spit them out of their mouths so a guy across the room can catch it. the guy that i had a crush on comes up the the spot that i'm laying down at, gently touches my open hand, and says, "hey, do you want to spit some across the room so that we can catch them?"
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 03:34 PM
I've heard of "swapping spit", but swapping wet gummi bears? There's a new one...
( Sounds kind've fun, actually, but across the room seems too far away )
( Sounds kind've fun, actually, but across the room seems too far away )
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 03:37 PM
okay, i'll do it closer with you, CT...i just read the voucher from sapphire.
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 03:42 PM
Ok..I have got the line to beat all lines!!!!
I checked my email today and this guy..who I don't know...sends me an email...apparently he read my profile and felt the need to creep me out.
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" Can I ask you a sort of off the wall question?
my name is Josh I saw your profile and thought I would email you, I m
curious about something
What would you say the average mans size is like down below, I don't mean to sound stupid I am just wondering where I stand, I just saw something on TV that made me wonder lol"
What the he** was he thinking?!?!?!?!
I checked my email today and this guy..who I don't know...sends me an email...apparently he read my profile and felt the need to creep me out.
I quote:
" Can I ask you a sort of off the wall question?
my name is Josh I saw your profile and thought I would email you, I m
curious about something
What would you say the average mans size is like down below, I don't mean to sound stupid I am just wondering where I stand, I just saw something on TV that made me wonder lol"
What the he** was he thinking?!?!?!?!
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 03:46 PM
holy cow!
i tell ya, the internet sure attracts some loonies, huh??!!!
hey wait...
i guess that's US!!!!!
i tell ya, the internet sure attracts some loonies, huh??!!!
hey wait...
i guess that's US!!!!!
Edited by triggerfish, 12 May 2004 - 03:47 PM.
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 04:07 PM
LOL, amen TF!!!holy cow!
i tell ya, the internet sure attracts some loonies, huh??!!!
hey wait...
i guess that's US!!!!!
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 08:20 PM
haha I'd rather have had the spitballs .. wait maybe not.. ya definitely notjeez, cutie, did they throw spitballs at you too?!?!
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 12:05 AM
Worst Line:
On a nudist beach near Amsterdam...mind you, according to nudist etiquette, it's not done to make comments about each other's body...
Guy beckons me over with the line "Could you come a bit closer so I can have a better view of your tits?"
On a LA - Tokyo - Singapore flight: A businessman seated next to me tried to persuade me not to get off at Tokyo but continue on to Singapore with him. He also asked..."Do you like children? How many children would you like to have? I think five would be nice don't you agree?"
Sweetest:
In Barcelona when I was on vacation. A very old and yet extremely well groomed and well dressed gentleman carefully picked his way across the plaza with his walking stick to stand in front of me. Then in Spanish and English he most courteously told me how he deeply regretted our age difference and how I had just brought sunshine into his day.
Romantic:
Text message from my ex LTR:
“You are the star. I am your planet.”
Funniest
In Amsterdam on a terrace, good-looking Antillean fellow faked a heart attack when he passed my table and gasped "Girl! Are you trying to kill me?"
Also in Amsterdam:
It must have been my outfit (no I wasn't wearing the leather and boots) but I saw a cyclist whip his neck around to stare. He nearly ran into a wall and fell. Came running after me dragging his bike and stammered out "cccould you ppplease have a drink with me?"
On a nudist beach near Amsterdam...mind you, according to nudist etiquette, it's not done to make comments about each other's body...
Guy beckons me over with the line "Could you come a bit closer so I can have a better view of your tits?"
On a LA - Tokyo - Singapore flight: A businessman seated next to me tried to persuade me not to get off at Tokyo but continue on to Singapore with him. He also asked..."Do you like children? How many children would you like to have? I think five would be nice don't you agree?"
Sweetest:
In Barcelona when I was on vacation. A very old and yet extremely well groomed and well dressed gentleman carefully picked his way across the plaza with his walking stick to stand in front of me. Then in Spanish and English he most courteously told me how he deeply regretted our age difference and how I had just brought sunshine into his day.
Romantic:
Text message from my ex LTR:
“You are the star. I am your planet.”
Funniest
In Amsterdam on a terrace, good-looking Antillean fellow faked a heart attack when he passed my table and gasped "Girl! Are you trying to kill me?"
Also in Amsterdam:
It must have been my outfit (no I wasn't wearing the leather and boots) but I saw a cyclist whip his neck around to stare. He nearly ran into a wall and fell. Came running after me dragging his bike and stammered out "cccould you ppplease have a drink with me?"
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 01:53 AM
Now why does this sound like something I would say????REALLY bad answer: Depends on what kind of diving you are talking about?
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 05:50 AM
Ok here is one for you all why don't you rate it for me on a scale of one to ten.
When I was 22 there was a very pretty beautician that was 27 living here in a small town. All of the young guys around here had asked her out and got shot down. I never had the nerve to ask until one day I sat down to get my hair cut and she asked how I want it cut. Out of the blue it just slipped out and I said "However you want it to look at dinner tonight."
She accepted, we dated for six months, she broke up with me, and a month later pulled a gun on me when she seen me talking to another lady. Would that be classified as Psychotic?
When I was 22 there was a very pretty beautician that was 27 living here in a small town. All of the young guys around here had asked her out and got shot down. I never had the nerve to ask until one day I sat down to get my hair cut and she asked how I want it cut. Out of the blue it just slipped out and I said "However you want it to look at dinner tonight."
She accepted, we dated for six months, she broke up with me, and a month later pulled a gun on me when she seen me talking to another lady. Would that be classified as Psychotic?
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