Well I'm very shy around woman so just getting the courage to talk to one I don't know is very tough. About 6 years ago I was at a party and there was a very beautiful woman that a lot of guys were hitting on. She was blowing them all off. I found her very attractive and was all tongue tied. I finally got my nerve up and when we were both getting some food I said to her I'm very shy but I think your very attractive and I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least say hello to you. She thought it was sweet that I was being honest and we started talking and we ended up dating for almost 9 months.
- Chuck
PS:I'm just glad I have the internet cuz some of the beauties here would get me all tongue tied too.
ok...we've all heard 'em, so.....
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 05:55 AM
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 07:35 AM
Cuz you've been away from women too long????Now why does this sound like something I would say????
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 08:01 AM
Now that was a good opener...sweet, honest, funny without being cheesy! The perfect approach!Well I'm very shy around woman so just getting the courage to talk to one I don't know is very tough. About 6 years ago I was at a party and there was a very beautiful woman that a lot of guys were hitting on. She was blowing them all off. I found her very attractive and was all tongue tied. I finally got my nerve up and when we were both getting some food I said to her I'm very shy but I think your very attractive and I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least say hello to you. She thought it was sweet that I was being honest and we started talking and we ended up dating for almost 9 months.
- Chuck
PS:I'm just glad I have the internet cuz some of the beauties here would get me all tongue tied too.
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 08:01 AM
A gun on you? really??? um, YES VERY MUCH SO.She accepted, we dated for six months, she broke up with me, and a month later pulled a gun on me when she seen me talking to another lady. Would that be classified as Psychotic?
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 08:39 AM
OR maybe it is because I'm a professional pervert?Cuz you've been away from women too long????
Now why does this sound like something I would say????
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 09:18 AM
You can make a living at that? I need to rethink my career...OR maybe it is because I'm a professional pervert?
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 09:21 AM
[quote name='divecutie' date='May 21 2004, 08:01 AM'] [quote name='mechanical31' date='May 21 2004, 05:50 AM'] She accepted, we dated for six months, she broke up with me, and a month later pulled a gun on me when she seen me talking to another lady. Would that be classified as Psychotic? [/quote]
Sounds pretty wacked-out to me!
Sounds pretty wacked-out to me!
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 10:59 AM
Best bad pickup line was on a dating website. Guy sent me a PM saying, "Hey, I'm going to have a layover in Denver next week. Wanna meet at the airport and have sex?" People have no fear when it's anonymous. Or brains.
Most memorable:
Guy walks into the booth where I'm filling in for the morning DJ at the college radio station and says, "Nice shirt." I said huh? and then realized we were wearing the same shirt - same color, brand, style. That turned into a 4-year relationship in which we never knew whose clothes were whose.
Funny:
I overhear a guy at the ultimate field (who I've already noticed and think is hot) talking to another player who asks him if he needs a ride and he tells her no. A few minutes later he comes over to my car and says, "Hey, my ride had to leave earlier. Could I get a ride with you?" Didn't know I'd heard him. Dated him and soon found out he wasn't not very honest. Should've known!
Stupidest:
Guy I'd just met at a friend's house tells me he loves me. I slapped him. He had this "DUH? Isn't that what women want to hear?" look on his moron face.
Most memorable:
Guy walks into the booth where I'm filling in for the morning DJ at the college radio station and says, "Nice shirt." I said huh? and then realized we were wearing the same shirt - same color, brand, style. That turned into a 4-year relationship in which we never knew whose clothes were whose.
Funny:
I overhear a guy at the ultimate field (who I've already noticed and think is hot) talking to another player who asks him if he needs a ride and he tells her no. A few minutes later he comes over to my car and says, "Hey, my ride had to leave earlier. Could I get a ride with you?" Didn't know I'd heard him. Dated him and soon found out he wasn't not very honest. Should've known!
Stupidest:
Guy I'd just met at a friend's house tells me he loves me. I slapped him. He had this "DUH? Isn't that what women want to hear?" look on his moron face.
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 05:14 PM
Oh yeah..... I won't tell. That is a true gentleman 
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Posted 01 July 2004 - 04:48 AM
I am sure all of us have heard at least one horrible pick up line in our lives. I was curious as to what the worst was that you have ever heard, and what one really worked.
For me the worst was, "I could make you the happiest woman on Earth in more ways than one, if you give me your number." Needless to say my reply was a bit harsh, but effective.
The best, and I can't believe I fell for it...I was walking in the mall and I had several bags. My friend and I were just chit chatting, when this guy walks towards me and says, "Excuse me mame, you dropped something." I start to frantically look all around. Then he said, "No no, you dropped your smile, let me pick it up for you." yeah yeah I know, it was lame, but original...and it worked!
I want to hear your stories !!!!
For me the worst was, "I could make you the happiest woman on Earth in more ways than one, if you give me your number." Needless to say my reply was a bit harsh, but effective.
The best, and I can't believe I fell for it...I was walking in the mall and I had several bags. My friend and I were just chit chatting, when this guy walks towards me and says, "Excuse me mame, you dropped something." I start to frantically look all around. Then he said, "No no, you dropped your smile, let me pick it up for you." yeah yeah I know, it was lame, but original...and it worked!
I want to hear your stories
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Posted 01 July 2004 - 11:43 AM
Wow, Yvonne, you're an easy target!
How 'bout this one..... "hey, let's rearrange the alphabet and put 'U' and 'I' together!"
How 'bout this one..... "hey, let's rearrange the alphabet and put 'U' and 'I' together!"
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Posted 01 July 2004 - 12:29 PM
jextract
Thats a good one
its not patended is it ?
B2B
"hey, let's rearrange the alphabet and put 'U' and 'I' together!"
Thats a good one
its not patended is it ? B2B
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Posted 01 July 2004 - 12:33 PM
That's where his brain is, or what "little" part of a brain he may have!Ok..I have got the line to beat all lines!!!!
I checked my email today and this guy..who I don't know...sends me an email...apparently he read my profile and felt the need to creep me out.
I quote:
" Can I ask you a sort of off the wall question?
my name is Josh I saw your profile and thought I would email you, I m
curious about something
What would you say the average mans size is like down below, I don't mean to sound stupid I am just wondering where I stand, I just saw something on TV that made me wonder lol"
What the he** was he thinking?!?!?!?!
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Posted 01 July 2004 - 01:12 PM
Just 'cause I'm a nice guy I'll let you use it royalty-free!jextract
"hey, let's rearrange the alphabet and put 'U' and 'I' together!"
Thats a good one
B2B
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"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
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"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
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Posted 01 July 2004 - 05:05 PM
One that worked for me and is dive related was when I was working the counter in a dive shop and a girl I had my eye on for a while but had not worked up the nerve to ask out came in and asked for a compass. I responded with "you dont need a compass.....you found me!" Corny but we went out for quite a while after that.
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