The best line I've ever heard (not used on or by me, but I did actually hear it with my own ears): In my early 20s I was hanging out at a nightclub in San Diego. I was talking to two of my friends and had my back to two women behind me. A guy walks up to the woman directly behind me and says "could I interest you in a multiple orgasm?" I turned around to see the woman's mouth hanging open at his directness and the guys was totally unfazed ... he says "no? OK, just thought I'd ask" and walks away!
ok...we've all heard 'em, so.....
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Posted 09 May 2004 - 11:10 PM
"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 07:22 AM
Ok here's my 2 cents...
Guys show interest in me and I immediately ask if they are a diver? (sorry it is now a force of habit and works as an excellent sceening tool and conversation starter!)
Good answer: Yes I love scuba! And conversation proceeds from there.
Ok anwer: Sure...I jump out of planes all the time.
Bad answer: No but does snorkeling count?
REALLY bad answer: Depends on what kind of diving you are talking about? And of course some just come right out and say it directly which I guess qualifies it as REALLY REALLY bad answer!!!
Guys show interest in me and I immediately ask if they are a diver? (sorry it is now a force of habit and works as an excellent sceening tool and conversation starter!)
Good answer: Yes I love scuba! And conversation proceeds from there.
Ok anwer: Sure...I jump out of planes all the time.
Bad answer: No but does snorkeling count?
REALLY bad answer: Depends on what kind of diving you are talking about? And of course some just come right out and say it directly which I guess qualifies it as REALLY REALLY bad answer!!!
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 10:19 AM
Ok ...so I'm easy.
As long as she isnt drunk or psychotic....any line will work because this goes back to another thread where it was asked....what do guys think of ladies approching them.
I can overlook an awkward attempt or stupid line....and yes, i have actually
gotten one or two (but so far no one here has seen a pic of me...so take it at face value) pickup lines and unless there is a flash of negative chemistry....I will give it a shot.
Now if a "lady" came up and asked if I wanted to F***......I am probably one of the few guys that would say no. And, my reasoning is...if she would say that to me....she would say it to anyone...and probably has....and I dont need any of that!!!
rich
As long as she isnt drunk or psychotic....any line will work because this goes back to another thread where it was asked....what do guys think of ladies approching them.
I can overlook an awkward attempt or stupid line....and yes, i have actually
gotten one or two (but so far no one here has seen a pic of me...so take it at face value) pickup lines and unless there is a flash of negative chemistry....I will give it a shot.
Now if a "lady" came up and asked if I wanted to F***......I am probably one of the few guys that would say no. And, my reasoning is...if she would say that to me....she would say it to anyone...and probably has....and I dont need any of that!!!
rich
Edited by RICHinNC, 10 May 2004 - 10:20 AM.
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 10:21 AM
(great topic, by the way)
Some of the best ones for me include:
1) "Would you like to go out sometime? I like that approach...direct and effective
2) An instructor once asked me out while we were underwater - by writing on a slate. I indicated my acceptance by giving him the OK sign.
Questionable ones:
1) "so what exactly ARE you anyway?" (let me explain - I'm 1/2 Spanish, so I'm dark enough to look exotic, but white enough to keep 'em confused!)
2) "are you a professional volleyball player?" (strange question since I'm only 5'8'')
Really bad ones...
1) WOW, what size are they?
2) Are those real?
I like a simple, direct, yet respecful approach. KISS (Keep It Sweet and Simple)
Laura
Some of the best ones for me include:
1) "Would you like to go out sometime? I like that approach...direct and effective
2) An instructor once asked me out while we were underwater - by writing on a slate. I indicated my acceptance by giving him the OK sign.
Questionable ones:
1) "so what exactly ARE you anyway?" (let me explain - I'm 1/2 Spanish, so I'm dark enough to look exotic, but white enough to keep 'em confused!)
2) "are you a professional volleyball player?" (strange question since I'm only 5'8'')
Really bad ones...
1) WOW, what size are they?
2) Are those real?
I like a simple, direct, yet respecful approach. KISS (Keep It Sweet and Simple)
Laura
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 11:39 AM
so i'm dancing at LIGHT in vegas when this guy starts dancing with me...okay...people start dancing with random people, so not that big of a deal. skinny asian guy (i like my guys built and if their waist is smaller than mine, no deal!) wearing those light, silver reflecting sunglasses (in a very dark club, mind you) said, "hey you're really pretty. you remind me of my ex-girlfriend, anna." nice line, buddy!
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 11:46 AM
OMG... these have been great. It never seems to amaze me that people think that that stuff really works...
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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
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"And the trees are all kept equal by hatch, axe, and saw"
- Rush (The Trees)
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 12:08 PM
Laughing over some of the lines...
A ways back, I actually got asked if "I would have his baby".... there use to be a song with the line, I guess he thought it was funny.
A ways back, I actually got asked if "I would have his baby".... there use to be a song with the line, I guess he thought it was funny.
Sometimes, you just gotta be
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 12:12 PM
If someone asks "would you like to have my baby" you could always reply "No, but I would be willing to go through the motions!"Laughing over some of the lines...
A ways back, I actually got asked if "I would have his baby".... there use to be a song with the line, I guess he thought it was funny.
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 12:34 PM
"No, but I would be willing to go through the motions!"
good one, Laura. or this one, "i don't mean to sound like a stalker, but i feel like i could be with you for a very long time."
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 01:29 PM
hehehe.... good come back.If someone asks "would you like to have my baby" you could always reply "No, but I would be willing to go through the motions!"Laughing over some of the lines...
A ways back, I actually got asked if "I would have his baby".... there use to be a song with the line, I guess he thought it was funny.
You know I can't remember anything about the guy. I can remember the night spot in Vancouver, and the music that was playing (Moody Blues)... but him nada.
So obviously he wouldn't have heard that response.
Sometimes, you just gotta be
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 03:33 PM
naw, w2, only if he's bad at it.And of course some just come right out and say it directly which I guess qualifies it as REALLY REALLY bad answer!!!
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 03:57 PM
THE BEST!
imagine a guy with a deep bass voice (aka JEJ like) whispering behind your ear in a very sexy, rumbling language. <mmm...shivers!> when i asked for a translation..."you're so beautiful. like a porcelain doll, just perfect."
Would a 'Barry White' deep voice do?
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 04:02 PM
Would a 'Barry White' deep voice do?
absolutely!
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 04:05 PM
Sounds like you ZD! LOL!!! At least on the phone that is!!!THE BEST!
imagine a guy with a deep bass voice (aka JEJ like) whispering behind your ear in a very sexy, rumbling language. <mmm...shivers!> when i asked for a translation..."you're so beautiful. like a porcelain doll, just perfect."
Would a 'Barry White' deep voice do?
-ZD
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 04:06 PM
LMAO!!!naw, w2, only if he's bad at it.And of course some just come right out and say it directly which I guess qualifies it as REALLY REALLY bad answer!!!
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