It's one of my two favorite tattoo jokes. The other one can't be repeated here.
Tattoos and girls
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#151
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 06:36 AM
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 07:56 AM
OK, picture a blonde with something just shooting over her head!! I didn't get it!!LMAO! I remember that joke. Wasn't sure if anyone else had ever heard it!
atta boy, walter...i knew SOMEBODY would get it!!Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day.
Of course, I should have known Trigger would remember it (just teasing you girlfriend)
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#153
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 07:59 AM
No one told the joke, darlin'.
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 08:10 AM
Once upon a time, a couple met and fell in love. Joe, to show his overpowering love for his lady, Wendy, decided to have her name tattooed on his body. He figured the best way to demonstrate his love would be to have her name tattooed on that part of his body that was hers alone. Depending on his mood, it would read differently. When he was really glad to see her, it said, "Wendy." Most of the time, it simply read, "WY."
Well, as these things often happen, they married and took their honeymoon in Jamacia. One afternoon they were soaking up the rays on a nude beach. Wendy took a nap, so Joe took a walk. On his walk, he noticed another man with "WY" tattooed in the same place.
He approached the guy and said, "I see your wife's name is also Wendy."
"What do you mean, man?" was the reply.
"Well, we both have our wive's names, 'Wendy' as a tattoo."
"Oh no, man, mine says, 'Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day.'"
Well, as these things often happen, they married and took their honeymoon in Jamacia. One afternoon they were soaking up the rays on a nude beach. Wendy took a nap, so Joe took a walk. On his walk, he noticed another man with "WY" tattooed in the same place.
He approached the guy and said, "I see your wife's name is also Wendy."
"What do you mean, man?" was the reply.
"Well, we both have our wive's names, 'Wendy' as a tattoo."
"Oh no, man, mine says, 'Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day.'"
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 08:15 AM
NOW I get it!!!!
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 09:09 AM
Why not seize the pleasure at once? How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 10:41 AM
Whew! I thought it was just shooting over my head!
NOW I get it!!!!
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 09:10 PM
BTW...we saw NP's tat. he wasn't too willing, so we had to pull a ZD on him.My friends that saw mine didn't think anything less of me, and in fact were amused that I had one.
i didn't see you as the type to have one, NP. total surprise when you 'fessed. didn't seem the "type", especially after seeing you in tight black jeans.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 11:02 PM
Hmmmmm..... I'm thinkin' when we're in Bonaire I need to spend some time lookin' for yours!
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 06:15 AM
She doesn't have one
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 06:17 AM
I think he just wants to look.
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 06:30 AM
so what/where was it????BTW...we saw NP's tat. he wasn't too willing, so we had to pull a ZD on him.
My friends that saw mine didn't think anything less of me, and in fact were amused that I had one.
i didn't see you as the type to have one, NP. total surprise when you 'fessed. didn't seem the "type", especially after seeing you in tight black jeans.
WWZD - What Would ZENA Do ??
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 01:17 PM
hmm...shall i keep it a secret or tell....<rubbing chin>. lemme think about it.... hey, jexy, i don't have one. you're going to be spending a LONG time looking.
hey, jexy, i don't have one. you're going to be spending a LONG time looking.
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 02:15 PM
I'm somewhat ambivalent about tatoos on women. I think that there are times when they can be really sexy (she's in a bikini) but I would not want to take my wife out for a formal evening and have tatoos visible on her back or legs.
I know this is going to irk some of the women but I wonder what some of these tat's are gonna look like in 20 or so years when gravity starts winning the battle?
I guess I like 'Chie's idea of a temporary tatoo.
(As a disclaimer, I currently have 2 tatoos and am planning on getting 1 more.)
I know this is going to irk some of the women but I wonder what some of these tat's are gonna look like in 20 or so years when gravity starts winning the battle?
I guess I like 'Chie's idea of a temporary tatoo.
(As a disclaimer, I currently have 2 tatoos and am planning on getting 1 more.)
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 02:27 PM
I kinda think he's okay with that!!!hey, jexy, i don't have one. you're going to be spending a LONG time looking.
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