Well WW you had to know I would reply to this topic! :-)
Hmmmm a great Cabana Boy... OK, just a few off the top of my head:
Desire, enthusiasm and ability to always keep a fresh cold drink in my hand - without having to ask.
Willingness to apply sunscreen to those hard to reach areas at all times during sun-up hours.
Willingness to apply anti-mosquito spray to those hard to reach areas at all times during sun-down hours.
Available to hold a purse, bag etc. while I dig/search for some misplaced item in another purse, bag etc. because I’m carrying too much ‘stuff’.
Oh very important - constant vigilance against potential photographic evidence if I’ve had a few too many drinks and begin to believe I really can do that complicated dance move!
The list goes on but I'll let the other ladies chime in...
Stacy