Damn. I guess I have to bring my own thenWhere is the Cabana Girl list?
Nope...not in a male dominated sport...
of course it never hurts to dream!
Nope...just come on an SD trip with more WOMEN than men...and enjoy!
So what EXACTLY makes for a GREAT CABANA BOY?
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 05:38 PM
Nope...just come on an SD trip with more WOMEN than men...and enjoy!
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 05:40 PM
attentiveness, good attitude, anticipation of needs, are all good attributes in a cabana boy...but perhaps a speedo to dress them in??? Guess it depends on the individual...
Oh girl.....I am going to have to disagree with you on that one... Speedo's just don't do it for me... they kind of 'un' do it for me!
Or better yet - you can have for your personal service any Cabana Boys wearing speedos.
I'll take mine in board shorts (Billabong is my personal fav)or any regular not 'too-short' shorts.
Shirtless is always nice too if we're getting specific, although not a requirement - just an added perk!
Stacy
ah a woman after my own heart (onthe billabong shorts atleast)
sorry on the shirtless part as I have a some scars on my stomach i dont feel like showing off, so the reef shirt is gonna have to suffice.
Also what about a slick set of oakley sunglasses?
OK First - Sotocanoguy, I'm going to have to put my foot down here - you really can't bring your own cabana girl as that defeats the purpose of this board.
(and makes things less fun for us girls here). You just have to sign up on a male dominated trip..... Second - Scubatooth - Don't you know that women find scars incredibly sexy? Whatever makes you feel comfortable while you serve me (us)
but really, I promise that scars are HOT!Stacy
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 05:41 PM
My cabana boy would have to be able to carry all of my stuff and provide me with around the clock drink service.
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Of course you mean WATER right? Afterall we are DIVERS!
As for carrying 'ALL YOUR STUFF'...some of us find that if we didn't carry some dive gear we'd get no exercise at all.
So while a little help is nice...a girl's gotta do a little load bearing exercise to keep strong, fit and healthy!
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 06:20 PM
This thread is NAUGHTY, Kamala!!
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 07:19 PM
This thread is NAUGHTY, Kamala!!
Yes and we like it. And taking about Naughty.......What about all your needs besides just labor....or should I not use labor here on this thread. LOL
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 07:32 PM
attentiveness, good attitude, anticipation of needs, are all good attributes in a cabana boy...but perhaps a speedo to dress them in??? Guess it depends on the individual...
well the speedo thing lets me off
Oh you got mine right!!! WRANGLERS do it for me every time!! There is an old saying.....Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts!!!
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 08:09 PM
Stacy I understand this point and have used the scar on my head like that but this one is pretty bad and theres no way to spin it into a wicked story because its a scar blow out.
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 08:24 PM
Hmmm...I think I've mentioned this before but in addition to having nice abs, I prefer my Cabana boys to not speak English. I teach them how to say the important things like "you look very beautiful today!" and "you have lost weight!"
I've found that you don't even need for them to know the English for "do you need another drink?" since pointing at your empty glass is usually enough to do the trick.
I've found that you don't even need for them to know the English for "do you need another drink?" since pointing at your empty glass is usually enough to do the trick.
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And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 08:27 PM
heidi
it doesnt matter who they are, they would be fighting over to take care of you, even if they know they made you mad they would be taken out swiftly.
it doesnt matter who they are, they would be fighting over to take care of you, even if they know they made you mad they would be taken out swiftly.
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 08:37 PM
Awww...you are too sweet.heidi
it doesnt matter who they are, they would be fighting over to take care of you, even if they know they made you mad they would be taken out swiftly.
Do you think you can say "you look very beatiful today!" with some kind of accent?
teehee...
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Stopping by Woods - Robert. Frost
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Stopping by Woods - Robert. Frost
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 09:01 PM
The working enviroment of a Belizian Cabana Boy
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After much negogiations by my clients, the resort management agreed to a Upgrade for our visitors, The clients also insisited that I transfer to new property with them.
Well with all of my Cabana duties, I had to hand off the clients to the Dive Cabana Boys.
My clients invited me along to thier Farewell Evening downtown. I enjoyed catering to both of the Lady's Whim & Fancy!!
Cabana Stan Out !!!!............................................................................
.........................Thank God.
.After much negogiations by my clients, the resort management agreed to a Upgrade for our visitors, The clients also insisited that I transfer to new property with them.
Well with all of my Cabana duties, I had to hand off the clients to the Dive Cabana Boys.
My clients invited me along to thier Farewell Evening downtown. I enjoyed catering to both of the Lady's Whim & Fancy!!
Cabana Stan Out !!!!............................................................................
.........................Thank God.
MADRE FELIZ DIA MAMÁ
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 09:14 PM
Um Wow! I can do it in a German or Texan accent if you likeAwww...you are too sweet.heidi
it doesnt matter who they are, they would be fighting over to take care of you, even if they know they made you mad they would be taken out swiftly.
Do you think you can say "you look very beatiful today!" with some kind of accent?
teehee...
Brent
(if you are heading down to Honduras to dive let me know)
(if you are heading down to Honduras to dive let me know)
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 09:39 PM
The cabana boy learned to serve the wench in a hammock...
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 09:40 PM
...Even underwater..."will that be 2 drinks ladies?"
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Posted 23 June 2008 - 09:42 PM
The cabana boy was sleeping in so I took this lovely sunrise picture...
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