What would you do?
#1
Posted 29 March 2004 - 05:39 PM
You're in a bar hanging out with your scuba group, dancing, having a great time. A scuba instructor from your group, but who you've just met, comes up to you and says,
"If you had bigger t**s you'd be a 10. You're an 8."
Realistically or ideally, how would you respond?
#2
Posted 29 March 2004 - 06:00 PM
What an ass he is!
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#3
Posted 29 March 2004 - 08:24 PM
Sandy
#4
Posted 29 March 2004 - 09:09 PM
Sense the gender of the scuba instructor wasnt mentioned. and if that scuba instructor said that to me!. I would have to say (eight is enough) it was a succesful TV show for years and I'm sure your glad to be standing here next to me ?
WWJD ???
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#5
Posted 29 March 2004 - 11:13 PM
Part of me hopes I had a drink in my hand that I can throw at him…(seems to work in the movies for getting a point across)
Part of me hopes I don’t have something in my hand so I would be able to slap him.
(Once again something in the movies and books that works)
Part of me hopes I had a witty comeback (although this is highly unlikely because I still can’t think of anything witty to say)
And what would actually probably happen is… I would be so shocked about him saying that…that I would stare at him blankly and then walk away. If he is that ignorant to say that to me then there is no use wasting a witty remark (which I still don’t have yet) on him because he wouldn’t get it anyways.
Ana
#6
Posted 29 March 2004 - 11:23 PM
I think I really like Walter's response. Mine would be a bit cruder, I think.
As I was grabbing his *package* and applying *loving* pressure, I'd reply "If you had a bigger *hose* you'd be a 10... you feel more like a 4"
#7
Posted 30 March 2004 - 01:09 AM
#8
Posted 30 March 2004 - 07:45 AM
"It doesn't matter how big my t**s are, you're the biggest t*t here by far!!!"
Diverlady
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#9
Posted 30 March 2004 - 08:10 AM
I totally agree, I love Coo's response to this... yet I think I would also do something possibly a little more drastic, which I'm not mentioning... I'll let ya'll imagination work on that one.Love Coo's response.
#10
Posted 30 March 2004 - 08:13 AM
He's lucky that's all I said...had I been taking judo like I do now...my response might have been more like Coo's Toe!! Good one by the way....LOL!!!
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#11
Posted 30 March 2004 - 11:00 AM
Me personally, I would have....never mind. I am showing a side of me that I don't like to surface.
-ZD
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
#12
Posted 30 March 2004 - 11:01 AM
What I thought of later was, "If you didn't have such a big butt, you'd still be a 5."
#13
Posted 30 March 2004 - 11:39 AM
Personally, I would like to have the writers of Designing Women come up with a Julia-like response. She had the best stuff ever!
I would probably go a bit further and report this guy to whomever is in a position to hurt him financially. He should not be allowed to continue this type of behavior with clients. I get the idea he was the DM for the dive group???
In other words, instead of a verbal reply, my response would be action of some sort to try to get this type of behavior to stop in the future.
#14
Posted 30 March 2004 - 11:42 AM
NOW that is a great reply!!! I think I would have said..."Even if you weren't such a jerk...you'd still be a 4-"What I thought of later was, "If you didn't have such a big butt, you'd still be a 5."
You are too funny! -ww
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Posted 30 March 2004 - 12:50 PM
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