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#1 drbill

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Posted 20 November 2004 - 10:27 PM

Many of you know me as one of the "kings" of the underwater sex (porn) video world. Yes, it's true. Many of you have wanted to share in these thrilling exploits. Well, now you (almost) can!

After four years of filming and a thousand dives, I'm pleased to announce that my next masterpiece, "Munching and Mating in the Macrocystis" will soon be available for purchase. It has all the sex and violence one would expect from me.

When I spoke with WW about having SingleDivers.com carry this fascinating video, I agreed it would only be sold to SD members through SingleDivers.com. When it is completed, I will (of course) honor that pledge... because despite being an underwater porn producer, I'm a man of my word (we all have our faults).

I thought I'd give you all the promo page for the video on my web site so you could read of this magnificent production, the "Gone With the Wind" of Catalina's undersea world. Then, when WW is set to distribute this incredible work, you can order it directly from her. You won't be sorry, she won't be sorry and I won't be sorry.

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#2 Marion1336

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Posted 21 November 2004 - 08:09 AM

Congratulations on your project! :welcome:

I anticipate its release date, THIS THURSDAY, Nov. 25th!!!!
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 09:37 AM

I anticipate its release date, THIS THURSDAY, Nov. 25th!!!!

GULP... you actually read the page. Must admit that for it to be ready this Thursday is still a stretch, but possible. Wouldn't be a good thing to release it on "Turkey" Day anyway. However it will be ready well before Christmas.

Northeast storm apparently blowing. Looks like no diving today... and more time to add the finishing touches!

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Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:31 AM

Wouldn't be a good thing to release it on "Turkey" Day anyway. However it will be ready well before Christmas.

Some of the largest releases are thanksgiving weekend! :D :lmao:
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:08 PM

But I don't want my masterpiece to be confused for a "turkey." By the way, we have turkey AND lobster for Thanksgiving here on Catalina!

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Posted 22 November 2004 - 11:48 AM

Congrats Dr. Bill. It looks interesting and I'm gonna get one also. Having never dived in that area I'm sure I'll learn a lot.

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Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:16 PM

Great news Dr. Bill! I can't wait for us to distribute your work! -ww :teeth:

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Posted 22 November 2004 - 01:32 PM

Sweet! Great to see you yesterday, Dr. B! Looking forward to stuffing some stockings with your great DVD!!
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Posted 25 November 2004 - 09:22 PM

Look's facinating! Think I'll have to buy myself one for Christmas.

Hmmmmmm maybe I'll make a video of my work place . . .
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 09:52 PM

:teeth:

Way to go, Bill! Looks like some nice work! Definitely want to check this one out!

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Posted 04 December 2004 - 10:42 AM

Thanks for all the support. Thought I'd give everyone an update. The DVD has its draft narration set up. I'm just waiting for the voice of Gary Baldi to be free enough to record his part of the narration, then tweak it a bit and I'll be ready to fly!

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Posted 04 December 2004 - 05:35 PM

So, did you get anyone famous to do the female porn voice-over? ooooohhh baby YEAHHH. :thankyou: Sorry, just another Sat. night at home alone! :birthday:
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 11:56 AM

Sorry, just another Sat. night at home alone! :cool1:

That is so wrong!
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 05:57 PM

Sorry, just another Sat. night at home alone! :wub:

That is so wrong!

Sad but true. Life can be so cruel. :dltears:
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 09:57 PM

So, did you get anyone famous to do the female porn voice-over?  ooooohhh baby YEAHHH.  :o Sorry, just another Sat. night at home alone! :o

Are you interested in auditioning?

Wouldn't you know it. Igot everything scheduled this week... taping the sound of Gary Baldi, finishing the narration, producing the initial run; not to mention getting my living room ceiling fixed (finally, after four years) by the contractor who messed it up in the first place. Life looked so sweet, alles in ordnung as my German verwandten used to say.

Then this morning there is a two sentence e-mail that changes the entire equation. "Can you leave Thursday for a week of research and video work with great white sharks off Guadalupe Island?" How could I refuse!

So the bottom line is THE DVD WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL AFTER I GET BACK (DEC 15-16th) and my living room ceiling will go unrepaired for another four years, so Xiaoyan will see my house at its worst.

Do you blame me?? You can always put your advanced orders in with WW and I'll fill them ASAP after I get back.

Think of what my "Sharks and Rays" video will be like with the footage I'll shoot over that week! It should be out in February of 2005.

Dr. Bill

Edited by drbill, 06 December 2004 - 09:58 PM.





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