This discussion kind of reminds me of when I was in college. I used to surf every single morning and one girlfriend I had started complaining about it. I told her "if I spent as much time on you as I do on my board we might not be having this conversation!" Needless to say, very shortly thereafter I was encouraged to seek out other dating opportunities.
Jamie,
I had the same conversation in Virginia Beach with a girl who had the same complaint about me surfing all the time. Except she offered to let me spend as much time on her as I wanted. I chose surfing.
Surfing is better than women because:
1) Surfboards never complain about how often you ride them.
2) Surboards never mind if you attach them to a leash.
3) When you wax your stick you don't think about other surfboards.
4) You can wax your stick in public without getting arrested.
5) Surfboards never ask to be held after being ridden.
6) Surboards always have great racks.
7) Surfboards are always shaped well.
8) Surfboards love Sex Wax.
9) You can ride the nose without being kinky.
10) Surfboards never ask you if they look fat!
11) No one ever complained about a fast surfboard.
12) Surfboards never complain if you paddle them.
13) Surfboards never care if you ride other surfboards.
14) When you get off your board you know it isn't pregnant.
15) When you get a rash from surfing it goes away.
16) If you get eaten while surfing you'll remember the experience.
17) Waves are the ultimate "blow job."
18) When a surfboard gets old you can get a new one.
19) When you're ready to get rid of a surfboard you can turn it into a coffee table.
20) You don't go to Hell for riding a surfboard.
If anyone is seriously looking for a woman who dives make sure she has a great set of doubles, is willing to breathe the long hose, and knows how to "Do It Right!"
Personally, I've been hurt way too deeply to want to get close to someone again. The bright side is that I can post stuff like the above without having to worry about scoring points with the women around here!
Trace
