Dates from Hell
#181
Posted 18 February 2005 - 03:28 PM
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#182
Posted 18 February 2005 - 05:34 PM
I see no such data...merely theorizing on your part!Listen ... all the data we have here suggests that the "nightmare date" phenomenon highly correlates to having two "X" chromosomes (I'd estimate an R-squared of about 95%). I would never go so far as to suggest that there is a causative relationship , but it sure seems pretty highly correlative, wouldn't you say?
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#183
Posted 18 February 2005 - 06:29 PM
Listen ... all the data we have here suggests that the "nightmare date" phenomenon highly correlates to having two "X" chromosomes (I'd estimate an R-squared of about 95%). I would never go so far as to suggest that there is a causative relationship teeth.gif , but it sure seems pretty highly correlative, wouldn't you say?
Well, it is for sure that the Dos Equis are gonna TALK the "nightmare date" about more than the we Equis i Griegas are. Equis i Griegas just say, money down the drain again, move on, have a beer.
#184
Posted 18 February 2005 - 06:52 PM
Nope.I see a penalty flag on that post...It will cost you a round for everyone on the next trip...
.... or conversely all the nightmares are women!
That was a first down for sure.
#185
Posted 18 February 2005 - 06:53 PM
Confidence intervals?Listen ... all the data we have here suggests that the "nightmare date" phenomenon highly correlates to having two "X" chromosomes (I'd estimate an R-squared of about 95%). I would never go so far as to suggest that there is a causative relationship , but it sure seems pretty highly correlative, wouldn't you say?
#186
Posted 18 February 2005 - 10:50 PM
Dos Equis? 9 Coronas will cure any "date from hell":Well, it is for sure that the Dos Equis are gonna TALK the "nightmare date" about more than the we Equis i Griegas are. Equis i Griegas just say, money down the drain again, move on, have a beer.
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#187
Posted 19 February 2005 - 11:02 AM
first down,,, first down.. I'm calling a time out and I want to see the replay!!!Nope.
I see a penalty flag on that post...It will cost you a round for everyone on the next trip...
.... or conversely all the nightmares are women!
That was a first down for sure.
Edited by gis_gal, 19 February 2005 - 12:52 PM.
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#188
Posted 19 February 2005 - 12:46 PM
Edited by mvillanueva, 19 February 2005 - 12:52 PM.
#189
Posted 19 February 2005 - 12:51 PM
not a gender thing.. Just a poor job of typing and proofing before posting..Ummm...
That is the "replay" you want to see, not the "reply."
This must be one of them gender difference thingamajigs.
Thats why the edit button was invented...
See I will now go and fix it..
Thanks MV you always keep me on my toes.
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#190
Posted 19 February 2005 - 04:00 PM
when i was in the Navy stationed in Hawaii i was setup on a blinddate when i picked her up,her brother gives her his cellphone says if u have any problems call me. We leave and i get lost twice (i know u r saying there is only one main road in Oahu but i did) we ate ate at Sbarro found out we had nothing in common, were from different parts of NY, had her home in about 1 hour.
#191
Posted 19 February 2005 - 08:45 PM
Listen ... all the data we have here suggests that the "nightmare date" phenomenon highly correlates to having two "X" chromosomes (I'd estimate an R-squared of about 95%). I would never go so far as to suggest that there is a causative relationship , but it sure seems pretty highly correlative, wouldn't you say?
Correction! I'll grant the men have had the worst dates. But, I need to point out that not all the worst dates were with women, i.e. the she was really a he. Since a man was the worst date, I think wenchie's point is proved.
So there! (rasberry noises)
#192
Posted 19 February 2005 - 09:05 PM
Brillant Play!!Listen ... all the data we have here suggests that the "nightmare date" phenomenon highly correlates to having two "X" chromosomes (I'd estimate an R-squared of about 95%). I would never go so far as to suggest that there is a causative relationship , but it sure seems pretty highly correlative, wouldn't you say?
Correction! I'll grant the men have had the worst dates. But, I need to point out that not all the worst dates were with women, i.e. the she was really a he. Since a man was the worst date, I think wenchie's point is proved.
So there! (rasberry noises)
Touchdown!!
#193
Posted 19 February 2005 - 09:11 PM
Brillant Play!!
Touchdown!!
#194
Posted 22 February 2005 - 01:29 PM
I have to call "Statistical Outlier" on this one, and furthermore one could argue that the date in question was a disaster because the person was trying to be a woman and was therefore attempting to mimic all the attributes of said womanhood.Listen ... all the data we have here suggests that the "nightmare date" phenomenon highly correlates to having two "X" chromosomes (I'd estimate an R-squared of about 95%). I would never go so far as to suggest that there is a causative relationship , but it sure seems pretty highly correlative, wouldn't you say?
Correction! I'll grant the men have had the worst dates. But, I need to point out that not all the worst dates were with women, i.e. the she was really a he. Since a man was the worst date, I think wenchie's point is proved.
So there! (rasberry noises)
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
#195
Posted 12 June 2005 - 04:31 PM
Not exactly a WORST DATE story, but how bout a worst stalker....
The worst of the worst can only be shared in face to face conversation over beer and tequila when swapping most embarrassing stories....
a close second though, was I met a young woman whilst playing darts and partaking of cold adult beverages in a bar called SHERLOCKS of Houston on Westheimer (our Houston friends know this bar, I am sure). Within days things started magically appearing in my apartment, most particularly the bathroom and bedroom areas. Fortunately for me it was near July 4th and my used to be annual trek to Cozumel. Upon return from said trip I was greeted with dismay and anger at various scratches on my back. Getting slightly perturbed, I asked the young lady to remove her and belongings from my apartment post haste or they would be removed for her. Later in the week, after getting barraged with calls on the mobile, the home and at the office, I had gone to bed pondering my future and trying to figure out how to solve my personal issue..... At around 2 or 3 I awoke with a severe jolt and felt the pang of fear course through my veins as I realized someone was standing beside my bed. As I was reaching for my shotgun.....the light was turned on and, you guessed it...the young lady was standing beside my bed, and to add another twist.....was devoid of all clothes. Stunned by the intrusion it was all I could do to keep from killing her and informed her that it was about time that I got a restraining order, etc.. She left, in tears and one would have thought..... It still took several months to completely shake her. Fortunately I changed places of employment so at least I was completely free there, but I still had to tolerate my car getting keyed, calls to my apartment with love songs being left on my answering machine....
suffice to say that that was one "relationship" that I don't look back on a smile....
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