All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope, scuba.-----Sir Winston Churchill
Infamous Quotations
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 08:24 AM
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 09:21 AM
"If you give a man a Discover Scuba course he will dive for a day. If you teach a man to scuba dive he will go diving frequently and then drink all your beer. And if you lecture about 'proper scuba diving technique' to another diver, then you are a DIR cult member."
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 10:19 AM
Are you divin with me? You must be divin with me, cause I don't see no other divers here. -- De Niro
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 10:21 AM
Buffum, more cylinders-- Saving Private Ryan
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 07:47 AM
Damm it Jim I'm a diver, not some actor playing a doctor on some Sci-Fi show. --If it's never been said on a diveboat, it should have been.
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:42 PM
Any diver who can't handle it is welcome to get off the boat right now!! Gene Hackman.. Crimson Tide
Kay
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 08:27 PM
For the mid-day tv lovers
Dives of Our Lives
As the World Dives
One Life to Dive
Dive Shadows (For the older divers)
Another Dive
The dive of Night (another oldie)
Scuba Hospital
Ryan's Diveboat (another oldie)
Dives of Our Lives
As the World Dives
One Life to Dive
Dive Shadows (For the older divers)
Another Dive
The dive of Night (another oldie)
Scuba Hospital
Ryan's Diveboat (another oldie)
#173
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 08:29 PM
What happens in Cozumel Stays in Cozumel.....
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 08:32 PM
It's not the size of your snorkel it's how you use it.....
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Kay
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 04:39 PM
"Of all the rights of diving, the greatest is to be a diver" - Lin Yutang
DBD
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"Yesterday's gone, tomorrow never knows, today will never be the same again!"-Jibe
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 05:17 PM
I've fallen and I can't reach my dive gear.... .
Kay
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 06:36 PM
"It is not what you do for your divebuddy but what you have taught them to do for themselves that will make them successful divers" - Ann Landers
DBD
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"Yesterday's gone, tomorrow never knows, today will never be the same again!"-Jibe
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 07:38 PM
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumps off the fantail slick.
Little Miss Diver sat on a Fiver, waiting patiently for a refill
Along came a DIR'er, who sat down beside her
And asked if she used a BP and Wings
Little Miss Diver sat on a Fiver, waiting patiently for a refill
Along came a DIR'er, who sat down beside her
And asked if she used a BP and Wings
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
#179
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 09:54 AM
I'll take what *$&# was I thinking Alex for 500...... ok it doesn't have anything to do with divng but I've thought it
Kay
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#180
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 09:42 PM
I didn't read through all 12 pages, not sure if it was said or not....
Ocean, the final frontier...to boldly go where no man has gone before" -Star Trek
Ocean, the final frontier...to boldly go where no man has gone before" -Star Trek
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