Little known quotes from Shakespeare...
"Neither a borrower nor a lender of dive gear be"
"Frailty, thy name is snorkeler"
"To thine own tank be true"
"Sweet smelling wet suits for the sweet"
Infamous Quotations
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 09:10 AM
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 09:13 AM
for my buddy doug:
you can talk to a fish, but a shark won't listen...
--lee trevalle..., er, i mean, trevino
(You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.)
you can talk to a fish, but a shark won't listen...
--lee trevalle..., er, i mean, trevino
(You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.)
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 10:35 AM
B-Movie Titles
The Day the DM Stood Still
The Collosis Diver
Godzilla vs Wreck Wrench
The Divesite Time Forgot
Journey to the Center of the Quarry
Phantom of the Diveshop
Abbot and Costello Meet the DM
Little Diveshop of Horrors
The Day the DM Stood Still
The Collosis Diver
Godzilla vs Wreck Wrench
The Divesite Time Forgot
Journey to the Center of the Quarry
Phantom of the Diveshop
Abbot and Costello Meet the DM
Little Diveshop of Horrors
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
#124
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 12:02 PM
All for diving and one for all.....
who killer roger diver....
The princess and the deco stop....
The Bride of divinstien...
Dive hood and the merry divers...
A few Good Divers....
Batman and Diver....
In the heat of the bahamas....
diver on a hot boat seat.... (cat on a hot tin roof)
The Happy Diver....
Snow White and the 7 vertically challenged divers
who killer roger diver....
The princess and the deco stop....
The Bride of divinstien...
Dive hood and the merry divers...
A few Good Divers....
Batman and Diver....
In the heat of the bahamas....
diver on a hot boat seat.... (cat on a hot tin roof)
The Happy Diver....
Snow White and the 7 vertically challenged divers
Kay
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#125
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 01:34 PM
Once more into the deep, dear friends, once more, or fill the boat up with
our empty tanks.
Get thee to a dive site.
The fault, dear DBD, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are only OW certified.
By the pricking of my drysuit,
Something cold and wet this way comes
our empty tanks.
Get thee to a dive site.
The fault, dear DBD, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are only OW certified.
By the pricking of my drysuit,
Something cold and wet this way comes
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#126
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:22 PM
Deep too, Bruti --J. Ceaser
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:26 PM
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to dive nothing"
- with apologies to Edmund Burke (1729-1797),
"Diving is an art and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula"
- With apologies to General George Patton Jr.
"Surface Hell! I have not yet begun to dive!"
- with apologies to Edmund Burke (1729-1797),
"Diving is an art and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula"
- With apologies to General George Patton Jr.
"Surface Hell! I have not yet begun to dive!"
#128
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:26 PM
You dirty rat, you dove my doubles --J.Cagney
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
#129
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:29 PM
One tanky wanky, two tanky wanky, Hello, is this the party wit whom were diving?--Lilly Tomlin
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
#130
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:36 PM
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance diving with the incompetent." Apologies to Laurence Peter (1919-1990), creator of the Peter Principle
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:36 PM
“If you prick my dry suit, does it not leak?” --Merchant of Venice, Act 3, Scene 1, William Shakespeare
WileEDiver
Life is measured not by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Life is measured not by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
#132
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:37 PM
All the world's a stage dive
And all the men and women merely divers:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time dives many spots,
And all the men and women merely divers:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time dives many spots,
You may not be able to smell the roses underwater, but you can sea horses.
#133
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 05:34 PM
Somewhat twisted lyrics to songs by Neil Diamond:
"Dive on the rocks
Lobster surprise
Pour me a drink
And I'll tell you some lies"
(from "Love On The Rocks")
"You'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
'Cause you don't bring me lobsters anymore"
(from "You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore")
"Don't know that I will
But until I can find me
The buddy who'll stay
And won't get lost behind me
Enough of this jive
A solitary dive
Solitary dive."
(from "Solitary Man")
"Turn on your dive light"
(from "Heartlight")
"Dive on the rocks
Lobster surprise
Pour me a drink
And I'll tell you some lies"
(from "Love On The Rocks")
"You'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
'Cause you don't bring me lobsters anymore"
(from "You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore")
"Don't know that I will
But until I can find me
The buddy who'll stay
And won't get lost behind me
Enough of this jive
A solitary dive
Solitary dive."
(from "Solitary Man")
"Turn on your dive light"
(from "Heartlight")
#134
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 07:17 PM
What next a singing diving mouse with his own theme park?? the muppets treasure island...
turn off your dive light the party's surfaced.... (turn off the lights the parties over)
I dive therefor I am....
Bahhhhhhhhhhhh deco... Scrooge a diver who thumbed his nose at the rules
turn off your dive light the party's surfaced.... (turn off the lights the parties over)
I dive therefor I am....
Bahhhhhhhhhhhh deco... Scrooge a diver who thumbed his nose at the rules
Kay
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 07:29 PM
Unless I missed it....
Diving Ms. Daisy
Diving Ms. Daisy
AKA Cap'n Sam Roughknuckles The Bernese mountain dog
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