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#46 piscesgirl

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 07:07 AM

its not minivan thats bother me its the soccer mom driving SUVs that cant drive them to save there lives and then give me the finger when they run me off the road while there are driving, talking on the phone and putting on there make up while junior is throwing a fit in the back seat.


I see you have met my sister. She is 5 foot nothing and just HAD to have an Expedition. Reason was three teenagers, three rows of seats to keep them separated and from killing each other. It didn't work. The roof of my Beetle barely reaches the hood of these behemoths (let alone a HUMMER), and I am constantly blaring my horn to remind people that there is someone in the lane they are trying to get into. :) By the way, my orange and black Beetle has a Harley Davidson sticker on it too. But I actually DO ride with my dad who has owned HD's since before I was born. :D
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 07:33 PM

Why does almost everyone in the Houston/Galveston area that I tell I am going to a Bill Maher comedy show on Thursday night look at me like I'm performing a sexual act on Fidel Castro or Osama Bin Laden? I know this is a conservative place, but what is so weird about going to see a comedy act?

so my dear roomie, would that be the fidel mercy .... you be talkin bout?

#48 BeachBunny

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 11:37 PM

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular??

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 07:19 AM

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular??

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love is blind but lust likes lacy panties

#50 piscesgirl

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 07:24 AM

Why do they put braille on drive-up ATM's? And as the great George Carlin once asked: "Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?"
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 07:32 AM

Why do they put braille on drive-up ATM's?


That one is easy!

It's a requirement of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). Goofy as it sounds, this is one of those unintended consequences when your legislators begin getting ideas.

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#52 piscesgirl

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 07:55 AM

Why do they put braille on drive-up ATM's?


That one is easy!

It's a requirement of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). Goofy as it sounds, this is one of those unintended consequences when your legislators begin getting ideas.

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Yeah, I knew that, but it just seems pointless. Legislators thinking??? Oh my, what is this world coming to?
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#53 Scubatooth

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 08:20 AM

Capn Jack

Just want to let you know that you put 3/4ths of a paramedic class on the floor with that joke, and the instructors, as we have people bring in jokes all the time to lighten the mood in class. worst part is that i said the whole thing with a straight face before busting out laughing.


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yeah well on of these days one those soccer moms is going to miss me and take me out (i have lost count the number of times i have missed being hit) and it will be me with the new car after its settled. whats really needed is that there should be a seperate license(like there are for 18 wheelers, fire-engines, and ambulances(box truck)) to drive one as they dont drive like a car, but closer to a box truck, which is why they roll when you take a corner to fast .

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#54 piscesgirl

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 02:40 PM

whats really needed is that there should be a seperate license(like there are for 18 wheelers, fire-engines, and ambulances(box truck)) to drive one as they dont drive like a car, but closer to a box truck, which is why they roll when you take a corner to fast .


When it comes ot my sister, she should not be allowed to have a license at all. :cheerleader:
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Posted 08 August 2006 - 05:24 PM

who remembers this phrase..."I love it when a good plan comes together!"

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 05:59 PM

who remembers this phrase..."I love it when a good plan comes together!"

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OMG! The A-Team! So cheesy but I loved that show as a kid!

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 07:33 PM

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular??

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love is blind but lust likes lacy panties

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 08:52 PM

I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh out loud while I was driving the bus:

"My other car is a piece of @!&% too!"
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#59 Dive_Girl

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:07 PM

So you've heard the myth that if you dream that you are falling and you don't wake up in time/before your crash land, that you die.

Here's my question: How did that idea ever make enough sense to be passed along. If the person dreaming DIED, then how did they tell someone that's what they were dreaming at the time!? Um, hello!
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 06:48 PM

Why is is when a woman asks," does this make my butt look big?" and you say," yes" then all of a sudden you are the bad guy?

Edited by sniperdiver, 25 September 2006 - 06:49 PM.

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