Ok, here is the question, is it me or are other men completely blind to “patterns” and “fashion?” I mean, if a women picks up two plates in a store and asks, “Which pattern do you like better?” Do you just see two round, white plates like me? I’m also equally confused with “decorative items” in a home. If something doesn’t have a useful purpose, why do I need it, and even worst, DISPLAY it?
Follow up questions...
What the hell is a "duvet" and what does it do?
Why are some pillows called "throw pillows," yet I get in trouble if I throw them?
Speaking of pillows, why the HELL do women put so many of them on the bed? Are you trying to hide the bed? (Duvet, comforter, and all?)
Don't even get me started on the fuction of a "Sham!"
To be frank, I have a dishwasher in my kitchen that has only been used to clean guns and car parts. My oven has seen more time as a powercoating booth than a bakery! I guess this goes a long way to explain why I'm single.
While we're at it, what about "guest towels"? The guests don't use them because they're not designed to be functional, they're just for show! And what about those bowls of fruit sitting on the coffee table or kitchen counter? You don't dare eat them, they're just for show too!
Edited by Brinybay, 15 January 2007 - 11:44 PM.
